this gorilla is shady as hell. You know she’s a scorpio
she just called her a fake ass hoe
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woah this is a little TOO personal….!!
goood fucking bye why do we all experience the same shit
BYEE EBEYEEYEYYEYEYE
Lmaoooo this happened to me too wow
I’m crying
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well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.
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Most Iconic Moments in Reality TV History
1) Tyra Banks Yells at Tiffany (America’s Next Top Model)
2) Teresa Giudice Flips a Table (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
3) Pumpkin Spits on New York (Flavor of Love
4) Paris Hilton Asks What Walmart is (The Simple Life)
5) The God Warrior (Trading Spouses)
6) Wendy Dickey Dresses Her Daughter as a Prostitute (Toddlers and Tiaras)
7) Jessica Simpson asks if Tuna is Chicken (Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica)
8) Alexis Neiers Calls Nancy Jo (Pretty Wild)
9) Justin Timberlake Cries and Calls His Mom (Punk’d)
10) Vanilla Ice Flips Out on Ron Jeremy (The Surreal Life)
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